Krazy Kia Re...

There are some real crazy things that I have to do some day. Here are the top 3 of my list:
1. I want to dance in front of the screen at theatres. The urge is so strong that someday I will for sure make a fool out of myself. I have imagined it countless times and have memorized the major steps as well.
2. I want to get my hair colored red...I would look like some alien but still I am desperate to do this.
3. I have this strong wish to go for a tour to some cool but unexplored places on the earth.....but ALONE..!
Will share the entire list soon in future. Till then cheers..:)

April fool banaya...

"April fool banaya,
to unko gussa aya,
Mera kya kasoor,
Zamane ka kasoor,
Jisne dastoor banaya...."
I am singing this song since morning. One of the happiest days of the year. I always love playing pranks and this day given me an unauthorised access to play pranks on everyone. And I am always amazed at my creativity of thinking ideas on the spot. I am thinking of writing to MTV to hire me as a prank writer for their "bakra" thing. Then I would be able to do so every day. WOW...that would give me complete job satisfaction. For those who are not working, job satisfaction is equivalent to "nirvana"...working for the love of it...:)
I played it on my mom, my best friends, my roomies, my colleagues, my ex boss and some random friends....wopieee...!!!!
Happy April Fool's Day ppl...:)

Love is nothing but a state of mind...a thought...!!!

So after having being typecasted as a funny human being, who just ignores the important aspects of life...here I come to prove them wrong (well...atleast I can make an attempt) and would try to decipher the emotion called LOVE. Here we will not talk about the love for family coz I have never had doubts about that and can't really see it from ann unbiased point of view. So we will talk about the love for the opposite sex. I have always wondered that what is love and how does one get to know that he/she is in love and also that the the subject of emotion is the ONE.
After doing a lot of introspection and retrospection and all kinds of possible inspections, I realised that Love is nothing but a state of mind...a thought...!!! It is possible to fall in and out of love numerous times just by conditioning ones mind. If you think you are in love then so you are and vice versa. I think a person can fall in love in the morning and come out of it by the evening by merely concentrating on the thoughts. Some people might call it infatuation but I beg to differ. I think infatuation is a continuous event and focussing on infatuation leads to the bug called love. And focus is nothing bet telling yourself that you love the person. The most beautiful of the girl can fall (or rise for him as one of my friends say)for a not at all good looking guy and vice versa by just repeating the thought to oneself.
I also think people don't fall in love, they like the idea of being in love. This theory justifies love through letters (in ancient times) and love on internet (in technological driven society like today's). Or else how can somebody explain feelings for a person without meeting him/her in person. But the idea itself is so interesting and captivating that people don't want to come out of it. There is nothing good or bad about it. I have just tried to explain the backend process for love. I think its a positive thought and do believe in this thought.
P.S: These thoughts come to me when I try to paint everything in either black or white. Life is colorful otherwise.

Sound sleep...

Lets go by the literal meaning of the phrase "sound sleep" here. It means smbdy who makes sounds while sleeping like snoring or talking when asleep. I will neglect the snoring part here and will talk about the later. Most of us have had experiences with people who this weird habit. I know a couple of them too and they have been very close to me so I can narrate the incidents with precision. One of them is my brother and a very good friend of mine with whom I have shared living space for almost two years. I have also been told that I also speak during sleeping but the incidents are rare but would try to narrate them as well. Can't promise about precision here but would tell whatever the subjects have heard/faced. Lets begin with ME:
ME:
1. This was during school days when we used to make attempt to study till late hours in the night. So once I slept earlier than my brother and he was studying/playing games and the lights were on. I first shouted at him for switching off the lights and then according to him, I asked him to stop the books. It seems they were going out of the room on thier own and I wanted him to stop them or else our library would go empty. WIERD....even I think so.

I have just one incident for myself.

MY BROTHER:
He has got lots of stories to his credit but I would narrate only two of them here. He would kill me if I tell all of them.
1. He had this habit of walking in the night with eyes closed. He would precisely know that where are his slippers and doors (specially for the loo) and would roam around with precision. He sometimes used to change clothes and go to bed again just to be awestruck in the morning. So the most interesting part comes, when my Mom used to change settings. So now the doors will not be in the same direction. Before getting used to new directions, he would sometimes start knocking on the windows thinking that they are doors and somebody has closed him inside. WOW!!!
2. When we were kids, there was a very popular TV series which used to come on doordarshan. The kid who used to play the main role was called "fatichar". It was a sort of sarcasm on poverty. So my brother used to repeat fatichar's dialogs in the night. It didn't happen just once or twice but was a regular feature for a couple of days. FUNNY..isn't it..!!!

MY FRIEND/ROOMMATE:
She has got the most funniest incidents to her credit.

1. What would you do if you hear Bachao!!! Bachao!!! at 1 in the night. I was scared and had to gather courage to go to the source to the cries. It was my roommate and I could not understand why is she shouting. So when I reached there, I asked her what happened. She recognized me and asked me to go to sleep. When I asked her in the morning about last night, she told me that she had fallen into a well in her dreams and when I went to her room, she realised that a well cannot have wardrobes and windows so it might be just a dream so she slept again. And she had SCARED the hell out of me last night....uffff.!!!
2. It becomes very hot in hyderabad during summers. So I was sleeping in the lobby and she in her room. I was not able to sleep properly as lobby is the hottest room of our flat, so I went to sleep in her room. She thought I am some thief and asked who am I. I told her that its me, but she refused to recognise me and starting throwing light on me with her mobile. Now she was throwing light on me with her mobile and was holding landline in other hand to call somebody. It was after a couple of minutes she realised that its only malls (thats what they call me) and went to sleep again.
3. We were at Goa for holi last year. It was one of the best trips we have ever been to and were obviously missing the fun moments and the gang (16 of us...10 guys and 6 girls). The trip was the topic of discussion for many days after we were back. So one night when we were asleep. My friend got up, went to another room where another flat mate was sleeping (she was not with us at Goa) and asked her...Where are the guys, dear??? My other flatmate was shocked and couldn't comprehend her. It was only in the morning she did realise that she was talking about the guys of our Goa gang. Well....this happens when you miss something terribly...!!!

Human beings are really strange..!!!

Dev D...Never go by critics ratings...otherwise as well...Bollywood stinks...

I know am posting this late. I had drafted it around 2 months back and then forgot to post it. So please bear with it now. So here is the post...

I am disappointed. I really am. Have been spending so much money on watching movies and all of them have disappointed me. Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, Ghajini and now Dev D (latest addition is Tasveer 8X10)...all of them have left me completely blank. I was really excited about Dev D...had heard awesome reviews and critics were praising it crazy. So I went to watch this on a weekday at 10 PM (given the constraint that I had office the next day). And I wanted to go back before the interval. Movies have been my good source of entertainment. But lately, I have been forced to look out for other options like TV (which is equally sad). And you really can't watch good English movies in a city like Hyderabad coz they are not released here. Well, hollywood, people here do understand English and if you still don't believe that, release movies with hindi/telugu/english subtitles. I promise good footfall.
For now, my only source of videop entertainment is you tube. I get to watch good videos there. If you guys have some other sources of video entertainment, please feel free to suggest. Top three suggestions will get tickets for Billa (this is a telugu remake of Don).

Bhishum Bhishum..

I was wondering what do I like most about "Bollywood movies"...the melodrama, the item numbers, the story less but full of masala movies, the glamor, Arjun Rampal, larger than life movies etc etc. And after thinking a lot, I realised that the best thing about a bollywood movie is "bhishum bhisum". Am not talking about the action sequences here, its the sound of punches, its just awesome. This sound makes the sequence so much fun and dramatic to watch and man you can count the number of punches hit (try counting the punches in English movies...its not that easy). So now that I have started imagining the fight scenes, the next dramatic piece is blood spurting out of hero's mouth. I don't know if anybody has noticed it but the blood never comes out of the Bad Man's mouth in same quantities as the Hero (budget constraints I guess..;)).
But don't you think this sound is what makes the sequence more interesting. Its like giving voice to emotions or like personifying the thoughts. Perhaps that's the same reason why people enjoy watching reality programs. Well that's my food for thought for today. I will keep on posting some more deadly and irrelevant ideas as ans when they come to my mind. Till then keep thinking..!!!

Super woman

I often dream about one situation. This is one of those dreams which I always remember and has got a relaxing effect on me. I have seen this one with open eyes as well. They say that there is a very thin line between dreams and reality and this particular dream of mine is a good example. Lets give a name to my dream...ummmm...lets call it "Super woman". So the dream goes as follows:
I am standing in somewhat middle of a vast plateau. Suddenly lot of guys come there...uncountable...n I dnt know why but I start fighting with them (Matrix style). I am alone, furious and fighting with thousands of guys. And I feel so proud of myself in the end.
Wondering who are the guys in the dream..they are the entire set of eve teasers, moral police (remember the Mangalore pub incident), people who have double standards (girls who smoke are spoiling Indian culture and guys who smoke are just cool...if girls wear jeans, its westernization, then why dnt guys wear dhoti, are they not equally responsible for the society, culture...et al).
I just hope that my dream one day becomes true and may be not me alone but we all are able to throw them out...our society needs some clearing now..and we better do it NOW!!!